Halloween Spotlight: Jason the Hockey Expert

Jason Voorhees is a strangely dressed ex-hockey coach who has a reputation for getting a little rough both in and out of the rink. Some might call him scary, but to someone looking to learn all there is to know about the game of hockey, he’s your guy.

Jason, tell us a little bit about yourself and about teaching the game of hockey on Fiverr.

Well, I grew up on Camp Crystal Lake, a nice little spot in the middle of nowhere. I taught myself how to play hockey on the lake in the winters. So I know a lot about the sport.

Oh wait, we’ve heard of Camp Crystal Lake. Don’t a people die out there every few years, on Friday the 13th?

Um, yes that is true. There have been some grizzly murders. But I know nothing about them. Some people have made up stories linking me to these crimes, but they’re all vicious rumors. I’m a good guy. Can we get back to hockey?

Jason - Friday the 13th

Ah, yes. Your hockey skills. You use Fiverr® to teach people all there is to know about the sport hockey, is that right?

That is correct! It’s really rewarding to use my knowledge to help others. I like helping others. So whether you’re looking to start playing hockey or just want to know more about the most beautiful sport on earth, I can teach you all there is to know about the game.

What a great service. Can you give us an example of some of your lessons.

Well, I’m a true believer in the “spirit” of hockey, so I really encourage people to let loose and release their aggression on the rink. As I always say, if there’s no blood on the rink, how can you be sure a hockey game actually happened?

Ok… Is that a Gretzky quote?

No, that’s a Voorhees original.

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